Something strange is going on...
I couldn't go anywhere today without running into a bunch of weird looking people! Every corner I turned, another creepy face.
First it was some unfortunate looking child...she was in her pj's and rabbit slippers but she had what looked like green chocolate pudding all over her mouth and all over her clothes.
Second, it was half a man with a huge pet rat that he seemed pretty close to...
a little too close if you ask me.
Third, some girl who was covered in vomit and whose head could do a whole 360...she looked really unhappy and would flop up and down like a fish out of water. Just look at that sad face...there's already ten people living here or I might have brought her home with us.
Fourth, I found a man with pointy teeth who did not like the sun at all...he was wearing a black hood and had the strangest yellow eyes. I could have sworn he was dying the way he squirmed and screamed when the sun struck him. Almost like he was being fried...
And lastly as I was leaving, I found this bony looking lady, who really needed to cover up some of her cleavage...she looked like she'd been attacked by some sort of animal, which had gnawed off pieces of her wrist and face. She was so bony and skinny, I wanted to run out and buy her a taco.
Pretty strange right? All these creepy looking folk, in my town?
I mean REALLY?! What the heck is up with this place?
Don't you just love Halloween? ;-)